He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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