College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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