how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it glows. i had to have it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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