we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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