if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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