so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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