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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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