He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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