So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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