I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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