Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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