She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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