i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Randomize