so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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