Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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