well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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