What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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