I just made out with a guy for $7.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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