I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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