she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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