No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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