are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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