Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
