i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
