you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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