farters have to be the big spoon...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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