Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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