I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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