I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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