I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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