Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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