did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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