Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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