ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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