Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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