and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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