I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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