come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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