Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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