i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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