I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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