You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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