My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
How's work?
Spinning.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
