That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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