Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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