There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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