at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.