Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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