Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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