It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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