so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
