Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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