i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I have feelings that need drinking.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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